"no, it's morgan freeman, do you have any bones that need collecting?"
"only the ones in my PANTS!"
"I'm pregnant."
-JUNO

"because the more fucked up you seem,
the more likely they'll leave you alone!"
-MADAX

MadAx is my hero.

"yapping about her boyfriends PIEballs."
"Yummy!"
-JUNO

Today was totally humilitating--so much that I dont think I'm going to do ( Read more... )